Welcome to my crib.

Good evening, person on my blog. My name is Elizabeth.
Things I like include:
Doctor Who,
Sherlock,
The Beatles,
Led Zepplin,
Classic rock in general,
Harry Potter,
Marianas Trench,
David Bowie,
Alan Rickman,
Anthony Hopkins,
Gene Wilder,
Tom Hiddleston,
Robert Downy Jr.,
David Tennant,
E.A.Poe,
Marilyn Manson,
MCR
Johnny Depp,
And much more shitty shit.
Recent Tweets @bowieisawizard
precious cupcakes

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

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johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

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beelzebubcore:

2 kinds of people

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katesblogomg:

Notre Dame.

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unexplained-events:

The body of Marilyn Monroe, before it was moved from her Brentwood home, to the LA County Morgue (Aug 5th,1962). There were several police photos taken at the death scene, but this is the only existing one. Somebody retrieved it from the LAPD files.
There are pics of her autopsy, her being rolled out, but this is the only actual crime scene photo that can be found online.

unexplained-events:

The body of Marilyn Monroe, before it was moved from her Brentwood home, to the LA County Morgue (Aug 5th,1962). There were several police photos taken at the death scene, but this is the only existing one. Somebody retrieved it from the LAPD files.

There are pics of her autopsy, her being rolled out, but this is the only actual crime scene photo that can be found online.

(via andywalkingandytired)

eternalecho:

Musicals I love - Cry Baby

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captainswanandclintasha:

i-am-dauntless-we-are-brave:

lumos5000:

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THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO

IS THAT EVEN A REAL QUESTION OF COURSE

I’d fly on a broom just to be there. 

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leiathewriter:

My name is the doctor. I’ve lived for over two thousand years and I have fucked some shit UP.

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balthstiel:

Hedwig Buckbeak Potter, you were named after some hella winged animals hella rad high five son

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Robert Plant on stage in California, 1975. Photo by Jeffrey Mayer.

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Cats in piles.

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She knew she was nobody’s meat

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princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

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